marrying someone just because they’re rich has got to be the most shallow thing ever I can’t wait to do it
why is it so cold this needs to stop immediately
"gonna add a little bit of FABULOUS to that leg of yours"
i have a santa kink. i want you to dress up in a sexy santa suit and leave me expensive presents under the tree when im sleeping. leave afterwards
I’m not sexist but I can guarantee that this was written by a women…
"im not sexist im just going to assume this was written by a woman because it has something to do with wanting expensive gifts" moron